extrasassylampshade:

dont-taunt-the-octopus:

me: [at work, ringing up two parents and their toddler who’s sitting in the cart trying to get their attention]

toddler, quietly, waving hands around: [incomprehensible]

mom: what?

toddler, even quieter: [incomprehensible]

dad: you gotta speak up, bud

toddler, at full volume: FUCK.

this actually made me laugh out loud

(Source: anarchetypal, via perks-of-being-chinese)

lets-do-the-time-warp-again:

fonzworthcutlass:

You ever be so comfortable in bed, you start rubbing your legs together like a cricket?

tumblr dot com posts are getting so relatable im convinced the government has 24/7 surveillance on me and is feeding it to me through this website to see if i notice

(via sex-drugs-scooby-snacks)

just-shower-thoughts:

Archery is just long distance stabbing.

pazdelahuertafanclub2005:

girlies if youre into occult shit witchcraft astrology whatever the fuck.. potions maybe even eating leaves… you’re so hot

(via unclefather)

dailyfrogs:

today’s frog is that lil dude from spirited away

love this guy!

(via fleekfreak)

stimman3000:

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